Most people would chalk this up as a dubious honor but honestly, I'm so proud I can't stand it! Other bloggers (of the famous variety) get bookdeals. My first published sentence, however is a slogan for a women's sex-toy shop. My winning entry ("Turn your ho-ho-ho's into Oh-Oh-Oh!s") in Fleas holiday slogan contest got a mention in the Chicago Tribue. No attribution, though - I don't know whether that's a pro or a con. We'll see how my fledgling career as a sex industry tagline/cheesy softporn writer goes and then I'll tell you. Oh!!! Here's a thought!! I could write naughty Christmas/ greeting cards!!!!
"Twas the Night before Christmas and all through the house...
Not a creature was throbbing not even a mouse
The fishnet stockings were hung by the chimney with care
In hopes that the sex toy fairy soon would be there
The parents were spooning all snug in their beds,
While visions of vibrators danced in their heads;
And mamma in her teddy that closed with a snap
Settled with a sigh on dad's waiting lap"