Funniest description of a breastfeeding pump: "Could suck the patina off the freedom-loving coppery tits of the Statue of Liberty" and funniest description of attempts to preserve modesty whilst pumping: "The only thing this achieved was to give me a mouthful of fleecy lint, not unlike what you might expect after going down on a Muppet. " Just one of the funniest prego-related blogs out there, hands down. You should seriously check out Julie.