...that the Kansas state board of education has voted to formally replace Earth as the official center of the solar system. That might save some embarassment with the upcoming envisioned trip to Mars.
...In addition, the board rewrote the definition of science, so that it is no longer limited to the search for natural explanations of phenomena.
Next meeting, the genius members of the board who voted in favor plan to require all students to learn Biblical tongue-speaking as a second language.
"This is a sad day. We're becoming a laughingstock of not only the nation, but of the world, and I hate that," said board member Janet Waugh, a Kansas City Democrat."
Yes, yes you are. But if it's any consolation, it's the sad, irony filled tearful kind of laughter. That hurts us as much as it does you.