In honor of Mother's Day I've been drafting a huge Monkey Update, but then can't get any time to sit down and edit it into a coherent single post. So I'm giving up and will just post snippets as I think of them.
Last night, the Monkey ate my toes!! It's only fair, I devour his toes all the time. Now that I'm fighting a prolongued case of Athlete's Foot, however I may have to put a stop to our mutual feasting. Such a shame.