Don't tell me there is no Santa Claus!!! Do you think it pure coincidence that a Sears ad just *happened* to be printed with a typo that just *happened* to connect directly to the most top-secret phone line in the world, of the only organization in the world who has a mandate to specifically "watch out" for (and defend from, if necessary) any aerial traffic coming across the North Pole? I don't think so. Santa's not stupid. He knows who's been bad or good and he knows who might have the ability to accidentally take him out.
"For the last weeks of his life, he carried them around in his briefcase like they were top secret papers," Van Keuren said. "Those were just precious to him. I'd read them to him over and over."
Merry Christmas to All, and to All a Goodnight!!