Dear Neighbors:
I know this evening you saw Curt emerge from the HoneyPot at the construction site next door that you're building your house on, roll of personal TP in hand. No, he doesn't have some freaky portaletophilia. We are a one bathroom household and I was in the midst of a much-needed, highly anticipated bubblebath. We're pretty comfortable with one another's bodily functions but a girl's gotta draw the line somewhere. 'Nuf said.
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