Latest story to have me crying over my keyboard: Strange-Voiced Whale at Large in Pacific. I'm having visions of Free Willy and Star Trek IV.... some poor lonely whale is wandering the oceans for 12 years desperately searching for his family, who have probably all died as a result of military sonar or ended up beached on an island in Australia..

This hormonal shit is for the birds. Maybe I should lay off listening to sad Irish ballads online for awhile....